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You have entered The Mines of Moria.
You say, out of character, ’54 ranger LFG pst’
Boromir says, ‘Hail, Aragorn’.
Boromir tells you ‘wanna join a bridge group?’
You tell Boromir, ‘sure’.
Boromir invites you to join a group.
You have joined the group.
Boromir tells the group, ‘welcome’.
Gandalf tells the group, ‘hello’
Gimli tells the group, ‘Hiyas’.
Legolas tells the group, ‘sup man’.
Frodo says, ‘Hail’.
Gandalf tells the group, ‘k, we’re gonna clear the way to the bridge, then we’re pullin the Balrog for Gimli’s epic.’
Legolas tells the group, ‘do ya think we have enough peeps?’
Boromir tells the group, ‘np’
Boromir tells the group, ‘me and a 57 shammie killed him easy’.
Pippin says, ‘Hail, Gandalf’.
Merry says, ‘Hail, Gandalf’.
Sam says, ‘Hail’.
Sam says, ‘Hail’.
Gandalf says, ‘Hail, Pippin’.
Pippin says, ‘Mind if we tag along and work on faction?’
You say, ‘you’re awfully low for this zone’.
Boromir says ‘sure, follow us’.
Legolas tells you, ‘we’re screwed…’.
You tell Legolas, ‘yup’.
Gandalf tells the group, ‘k, follow me’.
Frodo says, ‘k’.
Gimli tells the group, ‘you’re not in group chat Frodo’.
Legolas tells the group, ‘we need a chanter’.
Boromir tells the group, ‘we’ll be fine’.
Gandalf tells the group, ‘we’ll have to clear the bridge first, best place to pull to is the tomb room’.
Frodo says, ‘k’.
Gimli tells the group, “hey gan, can you summon me som food and water plz?’
Gandalf tells the group, ‘i can’t summon’.
Gimli tells the group, ‘ ‘
You tell the group, ‘i have some spare you can have’.
Gimli tells the group, ‘thx’.
Gandalf tells the group, ‘k, Gimli is MA’.
Legolas tells the group, ‘we need a healer’.
Boromir tells the group, ‘np, you and Aragorn can heal and me and Gimli will bind wound between fights’.
Legolas tells you, ‘…………………………..’.
Frodo says, ‘after this can we go to Mordor so i can finish my epic?’.
Boromir tells the group, ‘and if we get low on health you and Aragorn can tank’.
You tell Legolas, ‘………………………………’
Legolas tells you, ‘ROFL’.
Boromir tells the group, ‘sure’.
You tell the group, ‘we’ll have to see if FoH is camping Sauron’.
Gimli tells the group, ‘folks let’s get this show on the road, i have to log in two hours’.
Boromir tells the group, ‘np’.
Frodo says, ‘k’.
Gandalf says, ‘k, who want’s to pull?’.
Radagast shouts, ’54 druid lfg’.
Radagast shouts, ’54 druid lfg’.
Radagast shouts, ’54 druid lfg’.
Gimli tells the group, ‘either leg or aragorn’.
You tell the group, ‘i’m out of arrows’.
Radagast shouts, ’54 druid lfg’.
Legolas tells the group, ‘i can pull’.
Boromir tells the group, ‘can i have some buffs plz?’
You begin to cast Skin like Diamond
Boromir’s skin becomes as hard as diamond.
You begin to cast Storm Strength.
Boromir looks stronger.
Radagast shouts, ’54 druid lfg’.
You tell the group, ’50 manna’.
Legolas tells the group, ‘pulling’.
Merry bonks Pippin on the head.
Legolas tells the group, ‘hmm’.
Legolas tells the group, ‘this is gonna be a hard split’.
Borimir tells the group, ‘we can handle adds np’.
Legolas tells the group, ‘i’ll harmonize them’.
Merry says, ‘er…where’s Pippin?’.
Radagast shouts, ’54 druid lfg’.
Legolas tells the group, ‘INCOMING a Moria goblin ONE PER TELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!’.
You tell the group, ‘Assisting Gimli’.
Legolas tells the group, ‘INCOMING a Moria goblin ONE PER TELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!’.
Boromir tells the group, ‘Target is about to feel the might of a son of Gondor!!’.
Legolas tells the group, ‘INCOMING a Moria goblin ONE PER TELL!!!!!!!!!!!!’.
Gandalf tells the group, ‘ummmmmm’.
Legolas tells the group, ‘OMFG’.
Gandalf thells the group, ‘evac?’.
Boromir tells the group, ‘we’re fine’.
Legolas tells the group, ‘INCOMING a Moria goblin ONE PER TELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’
Legolas tells the group, ‘INCOMING a Moria goblin ONE PER TELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’
Legolas tells the group, ‘INCOMING a Moria goblin ONE PER TELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’
Frodo says, ‘OH @#$%’
A Moria goblin hits Legolas for 54 points of damage.
A Moria goblin hits Legolas for 104 points of damage.
A Moria goblin hits Legolas for 24 points of damage.
A Moria goblin tries to hit Legolas, but misses.
‘You tell the group, ‘Assisting Gimli’.
A Moria goblin hits Gimli for 55 points of damage.
Gimli tries to slash a Moria goblin, but misses.
Merry tries to pierce a Moria goblin, but misses.
Gimli tries to slash a Moria goblin, but misses.
Gandalf begins to cast a spell.
You slash a Moria goblin for 24 points of damage.
You try to slash a Moria goblin, but miss.
A Moria goblin tries to hit Gimli, but Gimli dodges.
Radagast shouts, ’54 druid lfg’.
Merry tries to pierce a Moria goblin, but misses.
A Moria goblin hits Gimli for 73 points of damage.
Legolas hits a Moria goblin for 48 points of non-melee damage.
You kick a Moria goblin for 11 points of damage.
Gimli slashes a Moria goblin for 35 points of damage.
Gimli scores a critical hit!!! (169).
A Moria goblin’s skin freezes.
A Moria goblin has been hit for 1222 points of non-melee damage.
A Moria goblin hits Pippin for 35 points of damage.
A Moria goblin hits Pippin for 78 points of damage.
A Moria goblin hits Pippin for 56 points of damage.
You try to slash a Moria goblin, but miss.
Gimli slashes a Moria goblin for 34 points of damage.
A Moria goblin hits Gimli for 123 points of damage.
Legolas begins to cast a spell.
A Moria goblin tries to hit Gimli, but misses.
Gimli kicks a Moria goblin for 45 points of damage.
Boromir tells the group, ‘nice crit’.
Gimli looks healthy.
Gimli has been healed for 68 points of damage.
Gandalf begins to cast a spell.
A Moria goblin hits Gimli for 78 points of damage.
Legolas hits a Moria goblin for 56 points of non melee damage.
A Moria goblin has been slain by Legolas!.
You gain party experience!
Your faction standing with Moria goblins got worse.
Your faction standing with Barad’dur got worse.
Your faction standing with Lothlorien got better.
Your faction standing with Rivendell got better.
Your faction standing with Gondor got better.
A Moria goblin’s skin freezes.
A Moria goblin hits Gandalf for 134 points of damage.
Gandalf tells the group, ‘on me’
Gandalf tells the group, ‘on me’
Gimli slashes a Moria goblin for 67 points of damage.
Gimli slashes a Moria goblin for 45 points of damage
Gimli slashes a Moria goblin for 56 points of damage.
Radagast shouts, ’54 druid lfg’.
A Moria goblin tries to hit Gandalf, but misses.
A Moria goblin hits Pippin for 67 points of damage.
A Moria goblin tries to hit you, but misses.
Pippin says, ‘heal plz’.
Gimli tries to slash a Moria goblin, but misses.
Legolas hits a Moria goblin for 34 points of non-melee damage.
Boromir has gone Linkdead.
Boromir has left the group.
Legolas tells the group, ‘INCOMING A Cave Troll ONE PER TELL!!!!!!!!!!’
A Moria goblin hits Gimli for 43 points of damage.
You begin to cast Healing.
A Moria goblin hits you for 45 points of damage.
Your spell is interrupted.
Merry tries to pierce a Moria goblin, but misses.
SYSTEMWIDE_MESSAGE: Elrond: Greetings Middle Earth. All servers will be coming down in approximately 15 minutes for a brief update. Estimated downtime is 2 hours. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Balrog begins to cast a spell.
Gimli slashes a Moria goblin for 67 points of damage.
Gimli slashes a Moria goblin for 45 points of damage.
Gimli slashes a Moria goblin for 56 points of damage.
Radagast shouts, ’54 druid lfg’
Gimli has been slain by Balrog!
Gandalf tells the group, ‘@#$% this, evacing’
Gandalf begins to cast a spell.
You slash a Moria goblin for 24 points of damage.
You try to slash a Moria goblin, but miss.
You slash a Moria goblin for 24 points of damage.
You try to slash a Moria goblin, but miss.
LOADING, PLEASE WAIT…
You have entered Lothlorien.
You tell the group, ‘who made it?’
Legolas tells the group ‘me’.
Gimli tells the group, ‘dead as a doornail, @#$% :P’
Gandalf tells the group, ‘fell off the bridge ‘
You tell the group, ‘suxxorx ‘
You tell the group, ‘did the halfling make it?’
Legolas tells the group, ‘yep, he’s just too stupid to talk in group chat’
Gimli tells the group, ‘LOL’
Gandalf tells the group, ‘ummmmmmmm shouldn’t i have made it since i was the one who evaced???’
You tell the group, ‘well peeps, gonna log b4 servers come down’
It will take 30 seconds to prepare your camp.
Gimli tells the group, ‘yep, no chance of CR tonight’
It will take 25 seconds to prepare your camp.
Gandalf tells the group, ‘nite’
It will take 20 seconds to prepare your camp.
It will take 15 seconds to prepare your camp.
Frodo says, ‘where’s sam?’
It will take 10 seconds to prepare your camp.
Legolas tells you ‘L8r bro’
It will take 5 seconds to prepare your camp.
You tell Legolas ‘night’
Radagast tells you, ‘Have room for another?’